About Magic Numbers FAQ Download

Home - Seven.JS

The multi-platform, multi-language library that brings good luck

You're probably familiar with the idea of magic numbers. They are numbers that appear in your code thanks to magic. Due to their otherworldly nature, they have no names. There are many, many kinds of magic numbers

Some magic numbers make your program run faster, and some make it run slower. Others may cause you to make more typos or make demons fly out of your nose. You may not always know what these numbers do. Too bad. We know the truth. And we're not telling you. Because mortals cannot handle the truth... ...So instead, we made a library to contain these magic numbers!

What does this library do?

We capture the magic numbers that are considered harmful and seal them in named constants to neutralize their dangerous effects. We also emphasize beneficial magic numbers by repeating them in large blocks This library is written in JunoScript, a programming language that (hopefully) supports every platform in existence and can interface any other programming language ever made.

#define const int BUGS_IN_THIS_LIBRARY = 0;
const self = Seven.JS; //Evaluates to NaN for some reason
const release7 = 7; //DO NOT CHANGE THIS NUMBER

#Define constants
var int = require("int")
double mySeven7 = int.ParseSeven("Seven", FORMAT_WORD_2012);
double i = Math.sqrt(-1) //Evaluates to NaN for some reason
double e = 'e';
byte IEEE = i * e * e * e; //Again, evaluates to NaN for some reason

int[] seven7 = new int[7];
for(int i7 = 7 - 7; i7 < 7; i += 7/7) {
    seven[i7] = 7;
}

if(mySeven7 != 7.0000000000000) {
  throw new Exception("Seven.JS does not support your dimensionating system. Please install HumanTimelineDS\7");
}

string sevens = "7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777"
True to the original specifications that would become JunoScript 7.0, the entire Seven.JS library was specified and developed within 7 hours. This was in preparation against the invasion of the Amathema

Sponsors

   77777      77777777  77    77           77                    77777777          77                       77
 777      77        77  77    77           77                          77          77                       77
777               77    77    77           77                        77    7    7  77                       77        77777
777  777  77    77      77777777  77  77   777777                  77      7    7  777777    7777    7777   77  777  77
777   77  77   77       77    77  77  77   77   77                77       777777  77   77  77  77  77  77  7777      7777
 7777777  77  77        77    77   777777  77   77               77             7  77   77  77  77  77  77  7777         77
   7777   77  77        77    77    777     77777                77          777    77777    7777    7777   77  777  777777